Drink Tank

Extra Aqua Vitae Nulla Salus


When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."


At 11:22 PM, Blogger Andrew said...

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Post a Comment

<< Home