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1.10.2006

NSA Secretly Traps Jihad In Fat Man's Goiter


The whistles go "WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Tice says the technology exists to track and sort through every domestic and international phone call as they are switched through centers, such as one in New York, and to search for key words or phrases that a terrorist might use.

"If you picked the word 'jihad' out of a conversation," Tice said, "the technology exists that you focus in on that conversation, and you pull it out of the system for processing."

Everyone is so surprised that this is happening.. as if people haven't been talking about Echelon (that is Echelon) for years.. So lets celebrate the public's reawakening and get those Drink Tank hits up at the expense of the NSA crawlers!!!

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7 Comments:

At 10:36 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

I'm curious why he didn't go to his boss, or to the senate committee for such things...

Maybe he did.

Either [JIHAD] way, it brings [JIHAD]up an important [JIHAD][JIHAD]point: do you mind being [JIHAD]watched by computers?

I think there [JIHAD][JIHAD][JIHAD]should be transparacy and[JIHAD] oversight, but the[JIHAD][JIHAD][JIHAD][JIHAD][JIHAD][JIHAD] value could be quite large. Then again, I[JIHAD] don't really trust a government [JIHAD]I don't control to use it properly.[JIHAD][JIHAD]

 
At 1:45 AM, Blogger Andrew said...

If you read [JIHAD], it appears that he did [JIHAD]:

The NSA revoked Tice's security clearance in May of last year based on what it called psychological concerns and later dismissed him. Tice calls that bunk and says that's the way the NSA deals with troublemakers and whistleblowers. Today the NSA said it had "no information to provide."

And he was [JIHAD] fired for [JIHAD] it.

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Ivan said...

That's [JIHAD][JIHAD]fuckin' bullshit then! I [JIHAD][JIHAD]mean, the program[JIHAD] might prove to be legal in some off way, [JIHAD]but firing someone for such concerns is just bad management[JIHAD][JIHAD].

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Miguel said...

A SELECTION FROM
GEORGE W. BUSH'S
EAVESDROPPING TAPES:
MATTHEW BARNEY AND
BJÖRK PLACE AN IKEA
PHONE ORDER.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

I think I know Chris McCoy!

I was just wondering what happened to that dude ... a former Brittany RA.

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Ivan said...

It was him. How funny.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger joško said...

jihad

 

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