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Via Fran at Bloomberg.

Brazil Officials Catch Calf-Swallowing Anaconda
By Telma Marotto
Dec. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Brazilian wildlife officials captured a six-meter-long Anaconda that was resting on a farm in the
southeastern state of Minas Gerais after it swallowed a 330 pound calf, BandNews channel reported.
The snake was motionless in a shed at the farm, digesting the calf, when it was found, BandNews said. It took seven men to lift the snake onto a truck to remove it from the farm, BandNews said. The television station broadcast video of the speckled brown snake, its middle bulging from its meal, being hoisted onto the truck.
The reptile expelled the dead calf during transportation and was released in the Parnaiba River after being examined, BandNews said.

Previously on Drink Tank:
Python swallows cat
Snake bursts after gobbling gator


At 4:34 PM, Blogger hexod.us said...

Drinktank: The internet's premiere repository of snake swallowing stuff news.

At 4:38 PM, Blogger oded said...

JT: that comment made my heart swell with pride. :)

At 4:43 PM, Blogger Miguel said...

Speaking of Brazillian calf, isn't there a really good all you can eat spot we're supposed to go to?

At 5:18 PM, Blogger joŇ°ko said...

"Speaking of Brazillian calf..."

I thought you were going to mention something about hot Brazilian girls.

..Oh, and somebody please tell that Brazilian-related joke with Bush in it. Oded, I recall you are a fan.

At 5:47 PM, Blogger oded said...

so durring dubya's morning briefing Rumsfield reports that two Brazilian soldiers died. And Bush gets all upset and hangs his head. Everyone in the office is moved by their comander in chief's empathy. Bush raises his head visably shaken and ask how many is a brazillon.

At 5:48 PM, Blogger oded said...

I wanna see a picture of a puked up half digested 300 pound calf.

At 10:27 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

I retold the Brazilian joke here.

Next time yall come to Boston, we should go to Mid-West Grill. Despite the name, the brazilian sword bbq is guarenteed to put at least 2 kilos of charred animal flesh in your contented belly.

At 10:28 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

Whoops, here is the link.

At 10:31 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

I apologize for the use of 'yall' in a previous comment.

To make up for it, I bring you snake news

At 1:12 PM, Blogger Trevor said...

Yeah Ivan, ya'll has an apostrophe.


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