Drink Tank

Extra Aqua Vitae Nulla Salus



Poker Run that is. Everyone want to chip in to get the official Drink Tank vessel? And I don't use the word vessel lightly, because everyone will surely think our collective shlong is 42.0 feet long when we take them tubing at 100mph attached to our fiberglass penis powered by dual Prat & Whitney ST6 jet engines.

"This boat is the most outrageous high performance vessel I have ever been in. This boat would cost over $800,000 to re-produce."


At 10:58 PM, Blogger Andrew said...

Other tentative title: This boat is fucking great :P

At 12:08 AM, Blogger Andrew said...

In case you're interested in what a jet engine in a boat looks like up close, you should watch this video.

If you maybe want to hear what a jet engine powered boat sounds like, you should watch this video.

If you want to see a jet boat fly by at 75mph, you should watch this video.

If you want to build your own, do what these guys did.

At 12:12 AM, Blogger Andrew said...

I love it! This thing is a god damn 23ft Boeing 767.


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