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10.08.2005

Snake bursts after gobbling gator

UPDATE.
I just wanted to remind everyone that A FREAKIN' PYTHON EXPLODED THE OTHER DAY IN AN EPIC CLASH WITH A GATOR THAT WAS DESPERATELY CLAWING TO FREE ITSELF FROM ITS BELLY.

An under-reported detail of the event was that the python's HEAD was missing. I can only assume a second alligator swam along, noticed the demise of his brethren in the epic duel, and enacted a primitive reptilian revenge by biting off his dead enemy's head. It's like pissing on a grave, or salting the earth---reptile style.

The best headline I saw for this story was simply Python Swallows Alligator, Bursts.

--Josko



I can imagine the cop on the scene. "Alright, Alright, Nuthin' to s-- HOLY SHIT THAT HUGE PYTHON DIED TRYING TO EAT THAT MASSIVE ALLIGATOR! Everyone! Look at this!"

original posted by Ivan @ 8:09 AM Oct 6, 2005

2 Comments:

At 8:15 AM, Blogger joško said...

Brilliant!

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger joško said...

I've decided the Natural History Museum should freakin' taxidermy this thing STAT, bronze it, and display it on their steps for the world to admire, to pause in quiet introspection.

Dang dude, no, it should be the centerpiece of the World Trade Center Memorial! A testament to the times! I'm getting tears in my eyes.

 

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