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From The "Just In Case You Needed Another Reason To Hate Robert Byrd" Department

Okay, I have to admit that after I read this, it got me wondering if I like any senators. I don't think so. We could have a Drink Tank rollcall of the senators that we like. I'll think about it.


At 12:21 PM, Blogger joŇ°ko said...

Ok, I like John McCain, if only cos I love telling the story about his jumping off the nose of a fighter jet as it exploded behind him, surviving as over a hundred of his fellow Navy men perished--and how this story and his five-year P.O.W. experience inspired the character of John McClain. When he escaped Charlie and blew up the P.O.W. huts he was, like,
"Yippy-Kay-Yay Mother Fuckers!" Then he came back to America, repaired his shattered body and became a frikken' senator. Whatchu got Byrd? Huh? Whatchu got?!

At 12:23 PM, Blogger Miguel said...

Without America's candlemaking industry, what would we give inlaws, bosses, and friends we don't know or like that well on their birthdays?


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