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5.24.2005

what do you call a pig taking a survey?

polled pork.

3 Comments:

At 12:06 PM, Blogger Miguel said...

NYT

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Ivan said...

Yah, I read that yesterday. I somewhat agree that observational humor has killed the punchline.

Check out this guy, if you haven't already.


What do you call a bill on the senate floor that used a focus group to add $1B in highway spending?

polled pork.

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger joŇ°ko said...

Do you know the definition of "indefinately?"

When I'm behind you, and you feel my balls slapping against your ass, you know that I'm in--definately.

 

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